Epic Fail

PCOS

Days before election day, the country’s integrity of conducting its first automated polls is put in question after mock elections conducted since Monday uncovered the failure of some precinct count optical scan (PCOS) machines to count the actual votes cast. COMELEC is also worried upon losing its integrity, if there are any. President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo ordered the Commission on Information and Communications Technology (CICT) to give technical assistance to the Commission on Elections (Comelec) in fixing the glitches, or at least act like fixing the glitches just to show off. The Air Force offered logistic support to Smartmatic by providing all their air access to ship and transport the compact flash cards on the deadline given. Taxpayers money will cover up the expenses upon the support given by the Air Force to Smartmatic. Luging lugi Smartmatic, kawawa naman.

There are various reports that the machines only count those candidates under Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s side. Former LAKAS-KAMPI CMD members really regret leaving the party.

What does PCOS stands for?

Below are some of the possible meaning of the acronym PCOS, aside from Precinct Count Optical Scan:

• Plan Came Out Successfully
• President Can Over Stay
• Please Carry Out Secret
• Palace Comelec Outstanding Strategy
• Precinct Count Optical Scam

The PCOS machines are completely reusable; the ballot boxes are detachable and could be a good trashcan.

What happened?

Manny Villar was the first Philippine Presidential Candidate in history to use social networking sites like Facebook for his campaign, it seems like he failed in gathering enough fans on his page. One reason was his fans probably did “unlike” his page when they saw his photo doing breaststroke sa dagat ng basura with a big smile on his face. Do not worry Manny, in case you fail to win the Presidency, there will be a career waiting for you in the Philippine Swimming team. Michael Phelps, if I were you, I’d be alarmed.

Pa hits

Abnoy este Noynoy was asked if he’ll quit smoking, Noynoy answered “maybe” with a doubt, he said that smoking is a hard habit to break and he even admitted that he smokes a lot even when there are kids around him like the photo shown above. He smokes not because of the tension or the stress he feels, he smokes because he’s addicted to it. I wonder why Josh likes his Tito Noynoy so much – do they smoke together? Yari ka kay Krissy! Pag nanalo is Noynoy, he’ll change the Government Warning label in every pack of cigarette – Government Warning: Noynoy kills, Government Warning: Noynoy is dangerous to your health, Government Warning: Noynoy is addictive.

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